New year status 2016

May the coming year bring more happiness to you than last year. May you have an amazing year. Happy New Year.

One can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy New Year.

We are in the last month of the year.. Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU.

The New Year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless us throughout the New Year.

Every man should be born again on the first day of JANUARY. Start with a fresh page.

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity.

Wishing you a fabulous new year with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality & all your efforts into great achievements.

Don't let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

New Year is the time when, all your hopes are new, so are your aspiration, new are your resolutions and new are your spirits.. so here's wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year!!

Wishing You A Year Filled With Great Joy Peace And Prosperity Have A Wonderful Year Ahead Happy New Year!!!

I honestly hope each and every one of you have the best year ever in New Year.

I wish this year has lesser disasters, lesser hate, lesser accidents and loads of love. Happy New Year.

Cheers to the New Year. May it be a memorable one. Happy New Year.

It is time to forget the past and celebrate a new beginning. Happy New Year.

Happiness keeps you sweet Trials make you strong Sorrows make you humble Success keeps you glowing & God keeps you going. May you have a greatest New Year

Don't wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one. That rewards all your future endeavors with success.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun!

You are a dreamer, and you are an achiever. May you dream and achieve bigger feats, with every passing year. All the best for the New Year.

May this New Year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said it's freaking, I'll rent a boat..

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success. Happy New Year.

Wish you happy holiday's season with unforgettable Christmas and New Year.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

If you are not happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life and love it first, then share it.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

New Year, same goal.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

A new year is unfolding like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Celebrate what you want to see more of.

Every man regards his own life

Sorry status

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

I'm sorry I can't speak very coherently.

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post.

I am sorry for felling sorry.

Saying sorry was the biggest strength...!!

I am sorry for felling sorry.

Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

I am sorry for the pain I caused you, I feel so bad.

I wish I could be what you want, but I can't and I'm sorry.

Hope things go back to the way they used to be.

It takes a strong person to say sorry..and an even stronger person to forgive.

Sometimes sorry just isn't enough. Even if you mean it with all your heart.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Kimberly Johnson

I have learned that sometimes 'sorry' is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

Sees the character of a person in the strength of their apology.

The word ..Sorry.. means nothing unless you prove it.

I wish I could be what you want, but I can't and I'm sorry. - Jenn M.

I'm sorry.. means nothing if you continue to do the same wrong over and over again.

Don't say sorry for something you are planning on repeating later.

Chocolate says.. I'm sorry, so much better than words.

Trust me.. and ..I'm sorry.. are the two phrases that mean absolutely nothing. they are both just lies.

I'm sorry but nothing can change the fact that your the definition of a jerk

Sometimes we say things we don't mean. sometimes we hurt each other. but no matter what i will always love you..

Sorry for butting in.. but I think being friends doesn't necessarily mean talking all the time.

Thinks SORRY should be removed from the dictionary because its OVER used and has NO meaning.

Please believe me when I say.. I am Sorry.. because I am. I didn't mean to hurt you in anyway.

You're not sorry for what you did.. you're just sorry you got caught.

I know what i did to lose you.. and im SO sorry. I didnt mean it.. I was blinded..Blinded by my anger please forgive me.

You're not sorry, for anything. But I am. I guess that's what makes us two VERY different people..

I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself.

Sorry means nothing without the actions to back it up

I'm sorry.. means nothing if you continue to do the same wrong over and over again.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

Saying sorry doesn't mean there isn't guilt and forgiving doesn't mean the pain is gone.

Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you...

I feel sorry for the person who write terms and contitions no body read that...

I am sorry for being my self and im sorry for you and your greedy ways.

I am tired of apologizing for the things I didn't do and to the people who don't deserve it.

"I'm Sorry" doesn't automatically fix everything. Apologies can't fix a broken heart.

Never apologize for what you feel. It's like saying sorry for being real.

Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in the moment of angery

When i look at you i think that we should be together but when we are i screw it up and i am sorry

You can only put on a fake smile for so long.. then the truth starts to be revealed

Hates it when you can feel someone else's pain & suffering but can't make it better.

I'm a very laid back person.. i try to hide the pain I'm feeling but it gets hard.. sorry I'm not perfect.

I don't quite know how to make things better between us but i can start with I'M SORRY..I really am..

I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous..thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.

I regret stuffing things up with the one that obviously cares for me more then you.. I'm sorry but its true..

I'm not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt the ones I love now and then, but when i say sorry, I mean it with all my heart.

A good apology has three parts: 1. I'm

Romantic status

The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.

I love you for who your from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Happiness means you. I Love You <3

I fall in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did...

The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That's the one.

Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.

Someone asked me, how's life? I just smiled & replied, she's fine.

The most magical moments are those when you forget yourself in the job of someone's presence.

A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Since you've been around I smile a lot more than I use to.

One day I caught myself smiling for no reason then I realized I was thinking of you.

When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.

Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

Distance is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it inflames the great.

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite...

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you,

Some love one, some love two. I love one .. that is you.

When I'm sad don't look at me Just kiss me...

Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you're in love.

I smile like an idiot when I'm talking to you. Doesn't matter if it's a person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it's you.

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear you voice I fall in Love all over again.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend, was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

One day i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking of you ..

Your smile is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen

I can live without any friends, any family and any money but I can't live without you.

Someone asked me, How's life? I just smiled and replied, She's fine. :)

I didn't have any body piercing until just now. You pierced my heart.

Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever seen.

I don't want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms.

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

I tried but I can't stop thinking about you.

My dream is to be your dream.

Nothing is perfect, but when I'm with you everything is perfect.

When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

Life can give us lots' of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life...'' ♥ :-)

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.

Its not the roses, but the wildflowers that are the key to a woman's heart.

The way I see you is like the way I see the stars, far but still beautiful.

Your the key to my soul.

I dont know much about algebra but what i do know is you plus me equals forever.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live.

I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man she loves.

YOU .... The first thing I thought of every morning, the last thing that stays on my mind every night.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

My love for you is like a mirror. You can break it into pieces but when you look closely, you're still in it.

Sweetness is not sugar or honey but the kind of feeling that makes you call your lover sweetheart.

Kiss status by. jazbaati jatt

The softer the lips, the better the kiss.

Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.

Kissing is like a bee sucking honey from a flower and the honey never ends.

A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance !!!!

Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. But I like the first one ;)

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Kiss: A contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

A man's kiss is his signature.

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.

Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else.

Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.

Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain.

KISS .... The best way to shut a girl up.

Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?

A love without a kiss is like a rose with out petals.

A book without words is like love without a kiss .... its empty.

I was not kissing him. I was just telling his lips a secret!

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

Kiss: love professed through lips.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies' hands - after all, one must start somewhere.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

The only thing better than a kiss, is the moment right before, when he looks into your eyes and leaves you breathless

I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Something has to be right about us being together, because if it wasn't, I don't think I would feel the way I do when you kiss me.

Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.

Kidz Status by.Rana chahal

Adults are just kids with money.

Do all you can to make your dreams come true.

A child should feel nothing but, 'safe.'

How pathetic can you possibly get?

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

Make It A Tule Never To Give A Child A Book You Would Not Read yourself.

The Problem With Today's Children Is That Today's Grown-ups ARE Idiots..

The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

Most people mature with age. How do some people get it backwards?

If I was told to go to bed. I'd be like. OK! Why can't kids be the same way?

My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!

Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son's eyes.

I'm not a violent person, but mess with my kids and I will become one.

I have been hit hard with the 'Your kids will turn out just like you' curse.

Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.

A mother's love for a child can only be understood by a mother.

Funny how some people call themselves parents yet,,they never seem to have their kids.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.

Thinks their kids forgot the name 'daddy' because all they hears is 'mommy, mommy, mommy'.

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

When your kids grow up they will realize that when you said no, you were saying I love you.

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.

Not many people can drive me as CRAZY as my kids, But NOBODY can make me as happy as my kids

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

The biggest thing we get out of it is seeing the kids smile. And hopefully we will also see that the lessons we're teaching – not only the fundamentals of hockey, but also the life values –

Insult status

I don't insult people. I just describe them.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Are your parents siblings?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..

Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??

I don't insult people. I just describe them.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Are your parents siblings?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..

Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

How would you like to feel the way you look?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

Do u practice being this ugly?

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head..

If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

Hindi sad status 2016

प्यार भी हम करें, इन्तजार भी हम, जताये भी हम और रोयें भी हम..

कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती

बारिश की बूँदों में झलकती है तस्वीर उनकी‬‎और हम उनसे मिलनें की चाहत में भीग जाते हैं‬..!!!

तूने फेसले ही फासले बढाने वाले किये थे, वरना कोई नहीं था, तुजसे ज्यादा करीब मेरे..।

फिर नहीं बसते वो दिल जो, एक बार उजड़ जाते है, कब्रें जितनी भी सजा लो पर.. कोई ज़िंदा नहीं होता …

उन लम्हों की यादें ज़रा संभाल के रखना.. जो हमने साथ बिताये थे.. क्यों की.. हम याद तो आयेंगे मगर लौट कर नहीं !

बेवफ़ाओं की महफ़िल लगेगी, आज ज़रा वक़्त पर आना 'मेहमान-ए-ख़ास' हो तुम…!!

मुझे गरुर था उसकी मोह्ब्बत पर, वो अपनी शोहरत मे हमे भूल गया !

सुना है काफी पढ़ लिख गए हो तुम, कभी वो बी पढ़ो जो हम कह नहीं पाते !!

तुमसे बिछड़े तो मालुम हुवा की मौत भी कोई चीज़ हे, ज़िदगी तो वोह थी जो हम तेरी..मेहफिल में गुजार आये ।

तेरी बेरुखी ने छीन ली है शरारतें मेरी.. और लोग समझते हैं कि मैं सुधर गया हूँ ..!!

तेरे बिना में ये दुनिया छोड तो दूं, पर उसका दिल कैसे दुखा दुं, जो रोज दरवाजे पर खडी केहती हे.. बेटा घर जल्दी आ जाना..!

कोई नही आऐगा मेरी जिदंगी मे तुम्हारे सिवा, एक मौत ही है जिसका मैं वादा नही करता.. ।।

पी है शराब हर गली की दुकान से, दोस्ती सी हो गयी है शराब की जाम से, गुज़रे है हम कुछ ऐसे मुकाम से, की आँखें भर आती है मोहब्बत के नाम से..!

फ़रिश्ते ही होंगे जिनका इश्क मुकम्मल होता है, हमने तो यहाँ इंसानों को बस बर्बाद होते देखा है !

कुछ कदमों के फासले थे, हम दोनों के दरमीयान, उन्हें जमाने ने रोक़ लिया, और हमने अपने आपको..!!

उसे किस्मत समझ कर सीने से लगाया था, भूल गए थे के किस्मत बदलते देर नहीं लगती..!!

नींद तो बचपन में आती थी, अब तो बस थक कर सो जाते है ।

खो जाओ मुझ में तो मालूम हो कि दर्द क्या है? ये वो किस्सा है जो जुबान से बयाँ नही होता!

ये तो ज़मीन की फितरत है की, वो हर चीज़ को मिटा देती हे वरना, तेरी याद में गिरने वाले आंसुओं का, अलग समंदर होता…!!

अजीब दस्तूर है, मोहब्बत का, रूठ कोई जाता है, टूट कोई जाता है

Kaash tum mout hoti, Toh ek din jaroor meri hoti.

Ek hi shaks se matlab tha.. Wo bhi matlabi nikla..!!

है कोई वकील इस जहान में, जो हारा हुआ इश्क जीता दे मुझको.

Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain, Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha

Mausam ki misaal du ya tumhari, Koi puch betha h badalna kisko kehte hai

काश वो भी आकर हम से कह दे मैं भी तन्हाँ हूँ, तेरे बिन, तेरी तरह, तेरी कसम, तेरे लिए !

Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.. Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..!!

Mat puchh kaise guzar rahi hai zindagi, Us daur se guzar rahi hu jo guzarta hi nahi

वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह.. फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना.??

Jo guzari na ja saki humse, Humne wo zindagi guzari hai tumhare bagair..

Dard to tab hua jab alvida kahte-kahte wo khud ro diye

Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke Mujhe Rula Diya.. Jab Dard Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakte To Mohabbat Kyun Ki..

hum wo dard hain jo ankho se jhalakte hain.

Tum Zindagi mein aa to gaye magar khyal rakhna.. Hum jaan de dete hain magar jaane nahi dete.

Kuch rishton ke liye pyar kabhi kam nahi hota.

Itna bhi gumaan na kar apni jeet par ae bekhabar.. Shahar mein tere jeet se jyada charche to meri haar ke hai.

pyar to mohabbat ka karishma hai warna pathar ke mahal ko taj mahal kaun kehta

Mohabbat hai meri isliye door hai mujhse.. Agar zidd hoti to shaam tak bahon mein hoti

Khabar marne ki jab aaye to yeh na samajhna hum dagebaaz the.. Kismat ne gum itne diye, bas zara se pareshan the..

Maine samundar se sikha hai jeene ka salika, Chupchap se behna aur apni mauj mein rehna.

Tum to dur rahkar satate ho magar, wo yaadein paas aakar rulaya karti hain

Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko.. Isi Umeed Mein Hum khud ko Rulate Hain.

Vo khus par guroor karte hain, To isme hairat ki koi baat nahi.. Jinhe hum chahte hai, vo aam ho hi nahi sakte

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna, Dil mein aata hun, samajh mein nahi.

Shayad chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye.. pehle phool the ab khak ho gaye